psychometrian

An amateur who pretends to be a psychometrician.

I am professionol psychometrian!

psychometrian by Psychastheniac November 8, 2021

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psychometrian

Meaning they are psycho/loco. Used when a friend is about to fight or do something crazy

Yo dude don't fight your being a psychometrian.

psychometrian by SlimeBoy13 May 17, 2016

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Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

Psychometric cockometer by D Flawless December 26, 2023

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psychometric

**Psychometric (in "He Is Psychometric" K-drama):**

A supernatural ability where individuals can gain insights into a person or event by touching relevant objects, revealing hidden memories and details associated with the items.

Lee do-hyun used his psychometric powers to help a girl find the purse burglar.

psychometric by Nminx December 27, 2023

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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