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Psychometric cockometer 

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis
The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

Psychometry (metrist) 

A person with the alternative sense. Able to touch a host and "see" the future or past of the object the person has touched.
Did you hear about the psychometrist? She told me where I left my keys which have been missing for a month! Man, Psychometry (metrist) is awesome!
Psychometry (metrist) by saramcm December 25, 2008

psychometrian 

An amateur who pretends to be a psychometrician.
I am professionol psychometrian!
psychometrian by Psychastheniac November 8, 2021

psychomatic 

when that guy kept staring me down, i went psychomatic on his ass..

i went into psychomatic mode when that guy bumped into my girl and didn't apologize
psychomatic by a fike August 17, 2010

psychometrian 

Meaning they are psycho/loco. Used when a friend is about to fight or do something crazy
Yo dude don't fight your being a psychometrian.
psychometrian by SlimeBoy13 May 17, 2016

psychomatic 

when that guy kept staring me down, i went psychomatic on his ass..

i went into psychomatic mode when that guy bumped into my girl and didn't apologize
psychomatic by a fike August 17, 2010