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Psychometric cockometer 

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis
The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches
Psychometric cockometer by D Flawless December 26, 2023

Psychometry (metrist) 

A person with the alternative sense. Able to touch a host and "see" the future or past of the object the person has touched.
Did you hear about the psychometrist? She told me where I left my keys which have been missing for a month! Man, Psychometry (metrist) is awesome!
Psychometry (metrist) by saramcm December 25, 2008

psychometrian 

An amateur who pretends to be a psychometrician.
I am professionol psychometrian!
psychometrian by Psychastheniac November 8, 2021

psychomatic 

going into berserk mode instantly
when that guy kept staring me down, i went psychomatic on his ass..

i went into psychomatic mode when that guy bumped into my girl and didn't apologize
psychomatic by a fike August 17, 2010

psychometrian 

Meaning they are psycho/loco. Used when a friend is about to fight or do something crazy
Yo dude don't fight your being a psychometrian.
psychometrian by SlimeBoy13 May 17, 2016

psychomatic 

going into berserk mode instantly
when that guy kept staring me down, i went psychomatic on his ass..

i went into psychomatic mode when that guy bumped into my girl and didn't apologize
psychomatic by a fike August 17, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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