Phodography are the images that your social media friends post of their pets - usually a constant stream of heart-rending imagery. Can also be used for images of cats - much to their annoyance!
Stephen: Uh, have you seen what Carol is posting?
Nigel: Oh man, she loves her phodography!
Stephen: It's a cat!
Upon receiving the same e-mail, two or more people simultaneously unsheathing their blackberries from their holsters (like wild west gunfighters) in an attempt to be the first to read it.
We were all sitting in a meeting and as soon as the e-mail from corporate went out there was a massive phodown in the board room.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.