4th of Jew Lie

The 4th of each month when Jewish mothers meet to get their hair done and lie about how successful their children are. The embellishment escalates as the conversation moves down the line resulting in a case of one-upsmanship that ultimatly leads to all things said a complete fabrication

Golde: My son just passed the boards and the bar so he's a Doctor Lawyer.
Deborah: My son is a CPA and works for Zack Braff
Hester: My son is Zack Braff
4th of Jew Lie

by MindGrapes February 22, 2016

Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes February 23, 2016

Drive Thru Windblow

A safer form of road head. The act of performing fellatio while waiting at a drive thru. The recipient should order, pay, receive the food and eat while simultaneously receive oral pleasure. It is customary to use the head of the performer as a resting place for taco and/or burger wrappers.

Bradley got a drive thru windblow at taco bell from Smashley. He used her head to dip his taco in fire sauce

by MindGrapes November 11, 2014

Retrovation

A renovation to make a space look like an older period.

Picking up some rotary phones for my retrovation

by MindGrapes October 29, 2014

Birkenstock Exchange

The public trading of Birkenstocks Sandals. Buying and selling Birkenstocks typically takes place on the trading floor, which is usually Home Depot. When the market opens for exchange, the Birkenstock brokers who can be identified by their flannel shirts, handle all transactions for traders. The closing of the exchange is signaled by playing Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window"

Janet: I need new Sandals. I'm going to the Birkenstock Exchange.

Janine: Can you bring back some lumber so I can build a new garage?

by MindGrapes February 22, 2016

Welfare Shrimp

A Cheese Curl. Typically a non-cheeto generic brand.

Jermanda: Giiirrrl I'm hungry. Can we get some scrimps

MetroPCSica: Nah uh girl dats too expensive. I got a bag of welfare shrimp from the corner sto'.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Taco Bell's Palsy

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.

What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014