MindGrapes's definitions

Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes September 2, 2016

Welfare Shrimp

A Cheese Curl. Typically a non-cheeto generic brand.

Jermanda: Giiirrrl I'm hungry. Can we get some scrimps

MetroPCSica: Nah uh girl dats too expensive. I got a bag of welfare shrimp from the corner sto'.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Taco Bell's Palsy

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.

What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Retrovation

A renovation to make a space look like an older period.

Picking up some rotary phones for my retrovation

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Phodobo

When a Hispanic person orders the Vietnamese dish Pho, they can't help but add loads of Goya adobo seasoning so it becomes phodobo

Javier ordered Pho but added a whole jar of adobo. Now it's phodobo

by MindGrapes November 26, 2014

Birkenstock Exchange

The public trading of Birkenstocks Sandals. Buying and selling Birkenstocks typically takes place on the trading floor, which is usually Home Depot. When the market opens for exchange, the Birkenstock brokers who can be identified by their flannel shirts, handle all transactions for traders. The closing of the exchange is signaled by playing Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window"

Janet: I need new Sandals. I'm going to the Birkenstock Exchange.

Janine: Can you bring back some lumber so I can build a new garage?

by MindGrapes September 4, 2016

Section 8 Due Date

Paying your cell phone/internet/cable when the service is threatened to be cut off, rather than the date due on the bill. This usually results in having to pay the bill in person with a money order because they don't have a checking account.

Klamydiah had to go down to Verizon to pay her phone bill. She stopped at Ray Ray's liquor and check cashing to get a money order cuz they gonna cut it off. I don't know why she wait till the section 8 due date.

by MindGrapes November 13, 2014