MindGrapes's definitions

Welfare Shrimp

A Cheese Curl. Typically a non-cheeto generic brand.

Jermanda: Giiirrrl I'm hungry. Can we get some scrimps

MetroPCSica: Nah uh girl dats too expensive. I got a bag of welfare shrimp from the corner sto'.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Taco Bell's Palsy

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.

What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Retrovation

A renovation to make a space look like an older period.

Picking up some rotary phones for my retrovation

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Drive Thru Windblow

A safer form of road head. The act of performing fellatio while waiting at a drive thru. The recipient should order, pay, receive the food and eat while simultaneously receive oral pleasure. It is customary to use the head of the performer as a resting place for taco and/or burger wrappers.

Bradley got a drive thru windblow at taco bell from Smashley. He used her head to dip his taco in fire sauce

by MindGrapes November 11, 2014

Nahtzee

A person who is an a**hole while playing Yahtzee or Dice with Buddies, filling the room with haterade. Especially if they are the only player without a yahtzee.

Nina is such a Nahtzee, she threw the dice at me and told me eat her nutsack because she didn't get a Yahtzee.

by MindGrapes November 11, 2014

Section 8 Due Date

Paying your cell phone/internet/cable when the service is threatened to be cut off, rather than the date due on the bill. This usually results in having to pay the bill in person with a money order because they don't have a checking account.

Klamydiah had to go down to Verizon to pay her phone bill. She stopped at Ray Ray's liquor and check cashing to get a money order cuz they gonna cut it off. I don't know why she wait till the section 8 due date.

by MindGrapes November 13, 2014

Phodobo

When a Hispanic person orders the Vietnamese dish Pho, they can't help but add loads of Goya adobo seasoning so it becomes phodobo

Javier ordered Pho but added a whole jar of adobo. Now it's phodobo

by MindGrapes November 26, 2014