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Upon receiving the same e-mail, two or more people simultaneously unsheathing their blackberries from their holsters (like wild west gunfighters) in an attempt to be the first to read it.
We were all sitting in a meeting and as soon as the e-mail from corporate went out there was a massive phodown in the board room.
phodown by chadstick April 30, 2009
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Very similar to a hodown, only involving police. If one is spotted, the observer should yell Podown!! Then point and laugh. (because cops, especially in large groups, are a joke.)
This can sometimes be accompanied by rolling down your window and yelling "Suuuueeey!!! Here piggy, piggy, pig!!!"
A group of cop cars chilling in a random parking lot late at night... Definitely a Podown!

5 cop cars roll into the McDonald's parking lot simultaneously... This is most assuredly a podown.
Podown by jennosaurus rex January 23, 2009
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