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not my proudest fap
What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019
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not my proudest fap
A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.
not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017
seraphim proudleduck
1. Noun. Created as a search term for a google search engine optimization challenge in which the page with the highest rank on google at 1:00 AM GMT on January 1, 2005 will win $1,792.
The origin is believed to be tied to the seo term nigritude ultramarine.
The origin is believed to be tied to the seo term nigritude ultramarine.
seraphim proudleduck by s.proudleduck October 11, 2004
De-Pruded
De-Pruded by mac dizzle shizzle January 29, 2009
Not my proudest shlick
Female synonym of 'not my proudest fap'.
Came from the same source as 'fap' - 1999 comic book 'Sexy Losers'.
Came from the same source as 'fap' - 1999 comic book 'Sexy Losers'.
Ex. Just watched a vid with a lesbian being fcked by a huge rubber dino. It was not my proudest shlick.
Not my proudest shlick by User404and007 June 27, 2019
proudestbean
Proudest bean is a instagrammer that is very rude to her followers and is very fat. Hypno the god makes her cry herself to sleep, proudest bean is now use as a insult
proudestbean by Hypno The God March 12, 2017
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