A proud and loud
mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "
adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "
precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.
"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her
daughter about
clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning
around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."