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Wow is that protner ?no man it is only a legend
protner by White boy L.A September 5, 2019
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1. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself aroused after watching something done very professionally.

2. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself becoming erect, typically due to sexual arousal.
After watching Meeker run a 4:40 Mile I noticed I had a proner.

After a long night of spooning Jake woke up to a proner in his back.
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Almost. A contraction of the word "pretty near". This is commonly used in Western PA.
"What time is it?"
"It's pritner 10:30"

protheroitis

being born with yellow skin
mike has yellow skin aka protheroitis
ciek has yellow skin aka protheroitis
matt allmans friend has protheroitis
protheroitis by matt allman October 17, 2006
The visible physical excitement for spending a vacation in Puerto Rico. They are typically inversely proportional to cold weather and the amount of snow on the ground.
"Dude, I'm so excited for spring break in PR. My PRoner is about 5 inches in girth right now." - Ray

"Did you see those Puerto Rican hotties on facebook? They gave me quite the PRoner." - Dan Van

"This trip's going to be PRonerrific." - Caleb

PRoner by Ray Nassar March 4, 2009

Proternalisation 

I created this word one night while plasma-surfing through the spirit-realm. It is linguistically the opposite of contemplate, to eternalise/crystallize the pros. Once you have extracted essential material or answers to anything while contemplating you record them, and attempt to implement them in whatever matter it is. Let's go in the wise words of Don Juan Matus:"When you see the ally, you must become one with it."
One good example would be music, listening closely to the sounds and feels, you contemplate what might complement it well, once you discover what the sonic-ally is, whether it be an open hi-hat, sitar or funky bassline, you take it and proternalise it into the song.

J: I have finally discovered that periscoping the world around you is one effective way to escape any bland setting, this is now an integral part of my "Making the world a whole lot trippier escapade". What sort of sation would this discovery be considered?

C: Let's call it; Proternalisation.

J: Word. It sounds like what contemplation would eventually give birth to.
Proternalisation by Phosphorojic September 29, 2010
When a professional's skills induce a brain boner.
"I just watched this and it gave me the biggest Proner!"

"That performance gave me the biggest Proner I've had in years."

"They're so talented the whole room probably shared a Proner"
Proner by BrothaMugen July 4, 2014
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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