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1. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself aroused after watching something done very professionally.

2. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself becoming erect, typically due to sexual arousal.
After watching Meeker run a 4:40 Mile I noticed I had a proner.

After a long night of spooning Jake woke up to a proner in his back.
Related Words
Almost. A contraction of the word "pretty near". This is commonly used in Western PA.
"What time is it?"
"It's pritner 10:30"

protheroitis

mike has yellow skin aka protheroitis
ciek has yellow skin aka protheroitis
matt allmans friend has protheroitis
protheroitis by matt allman October 17, 2006
The visible physical excitement for spending a vacation in Puerto Rico. They are typically inversely proportional to cold weather and the amount of snow on the ground.
"Dude, I'm so excited for spring break in PR. My PRoner is about 5 inches in girth right now." - Ray

"Did you see those Puerto Rican hotties on facebook? They gave me quite the PRoner." - Dan Van

"This trip's going to be PRonerrific." - Caleb
PRoner by Ray Nassar March 4, 2009

Proternalisation 

I created this word one night while plasma-surfing through the spirit-realm. It is linguistically the opposite of contemplate, to eternalise/crystallize the pros. Once you have extracted essential material or answers to anything while contemplating you record them, and attempt to implement them in whatever matter it is. Let's go in the wise words of Don Juan Matus:"When you see the ally, you must become one with it."
One good example would be music, listening closely to the sounds and feels, you contemplate what might complement it well, once you discover what the sonic-ally is, whether it be an open hi-hat, sitar or funky bassline, you take it and proternalise it into the song.

J: I have finally discovered that periscoping the world around you is one effective way to escape any bland setting, this is now an integral part of my "Making the world a whole lot trippier escapade". What sort of sation would this discovery be considered?

C: Let's call it; Proternalisation.

J: Word. It sounds like what contemplation would eventually give birth to.
Proternalisation by Phosphorojic September 29, 2010
When a professional's skills induce a brain boner.
"I just watched this and it gave me the biggest Proner!"

"That performance gave me the biggest Proner I've had in years."

"They're so talented the whole room probably shared a Proner"
Proner by BrothaMugen July 4, 2014