Proner

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1. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself aroused after watching something done very professionally.

2. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself becoming erect, typically due to sexual arousal.

After watching Meeker run a 4:40 Mile I noticed I had a proner.

After a long night of spooning Jake woke up to a proner in his back.

Proner by Drew, Andrew, MVHS XC Team October 19, 2009

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PRoner

The visible physical excitement for spending a vacation in Puerto Rico. They are typically inversely proportional to cold weather and the amount of snow on the ground.

"Dude, I'm so excited for spring break in PR. My PRoner is about 5 inches in girth right now." - Ray

"Did you see those Puerto Rican hotties on facebook? They gave me quite the PRoner." - Dan Van

"This trip's going to be PRonerrific." - Caleb

PRoner by Ray Nassar March 4, 2009

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Proner

When a professional's skills induce a brain boner.

"I just watched this and it gave me the biggest Proner!"

"That performance gave me the biggest Proner I've had in years."

"They're so talented the whole room probably shared a Proner"

Proner by BrothaMugen July 4, 2014

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Proner

This a prolapsed erection. Usually caused by using male enhancement drugs irresponsibly.

Taking viagra gave me a proner, I had to have corrective surgery.

Proner by EWS1984 November 5, 2020

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proner

A gamer term which means to crouch in the bottom-most possition(on their belly). Typically used by MG42 machine-gunners in order to set up their gun.

*Intense running close combat*
*enemy prones, then shoots you in the feet*
*you die*
You: OMFG YOU DAMN PRONER

This may happen in: Battlefield 1942, Wolfenstein ET, etc.

proner by Chris BT July 11, 2006

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Ploner

When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.

"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."

Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017

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2B properness

2B properness is...

"to be, or not to be,"quintessential postmodern expression of positive creativity

he has 2B properness

2B properness by avesta August 2, 2010

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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