Proterbating

The act of masterbating that become so pro at it

Me: The was proterbating so much during school!
Guy: Yeah, Your proterbating was so good I could not even see it!
Some 13 Year old virgin: I wish I was a good proterbater..

by xXxSwager420xXx January 2, 2015

Powerbating

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.

"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."

by Errahtik October 16, 2009

Phonerbating

The act of excessively using your phone in any social situation.

The party was raging, but Adam wouldn't have known because he was too busy phonerbating.

by crankzone69 October 22, 2011

Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

posterbating

Writing a message on social media, then deleting the message before posting online.

"I keep posterbating my responses to Trump's bullshit tweets."

"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."

"Quit posterbating your life away!"

by EbonZEN December 10, 2017

Pooperbating

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.

"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"

by MayriahLegendary April 7, 2021