pootnert

Adj. + n. A cute sweet girl with freckles, brown hair, blue eyes and a line across her nose.

Also: Poo, Poot, Pooty, Toot, Pooty Toot, Nert, Nert Nert.

I love Cassidy. She is such a pootnert.

I am going to stay at Pootnert’s house.

by Birdturd333 March 6, 2021

pootertainment

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

by aimecc April 28, 2014

pootertoot

root of all evil

pootertoot is awesome

by AGrz October 21, 2008

poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004

pootertooter

Pussy fart, normall smells like cheese

I was boning this girl last night and her pootertooters were loud as

by The roflcracker February 4, 2009

poonerT*

pronounced "poon-er-Tea-Star"
a slang term for any variety of grossly sexual acts, can be used as an adjective, noun, or an explative, similar to the many uses of fuck.

"poonerT* that was crazy!"
a"ll this poonerT* is really pissing me off."
"yeah get outta here poonerT* ass monkey"

by CJ April 21, 2004