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Protan-Gastun Colorblindness 

Protan-Gastun Colorblindness is when the Protan or the sensor responsible for the red and the Gastun (responsible for green) can not tell the difference between a normal colorblind test and a trololol colorblind test
Hey, you should test yourself for Protan-Gastun Colorblindness, you couldn't tell the confetti apart

Phenyl-2-Propanone 

Phenyl-2-Propanone (Phenylacetone, P2P) is a ketone. It can be used in reductive amination with either ammonia, methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine in an ethanol and hydrogen oxide(water) solution. It forms an imine intermediate. The reductive amination can be done with either toxic Aluminum Mercury or nontoxic Aluminum Galinstan. As a result, you can get amphetamine, methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine. Using methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine will yield around 70% methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine, while using ammonia will yield 30% amphetamine. Ethylamphetamine is Blue Speed.

Phenyl-2-Propanone can be synthesized from benzyl magnesium chloride (formed from benzyl chloride and magnesium turnings in diethyl ether) and acetonitrile in diethyl ether (or better, dibutyl ether for higher yield) followed by hydrochloric acid work-up.
I used Phenyl-2-Propanone (P2P) in reductive amination with an ethanol water solution of ethylamine using Aluminum Galinstan. I got Ethylamphetamine. Blue Speed.
Phenyl-2-Propanone by CognitiveFuel November 30, 2022

Protagonist Complex

Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.
"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."

"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."
Protagonist Complex by Shurdlegurdle September 14, 2019

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
Like a bonanza (a large amount of something desirable), but of marijuana or pot. Not to be confused with smoking pot with Tony Danza.

As heard on Pot and Kettle Podcast.
I am still high from last night's potanza. I think we gave Woodstock a run for its money.
Potanza by Cori and Laura June 1, 2021
Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.
Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.
Pootana by Sixamenos December 19, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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