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Prowankinating 

Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?

Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Prowankinating by Pete616 June 18, 2011

protaskinate

To perform non-essential but somewhat productive tasks to avoid the real work you should be doing
I didn't feel like doing my taxes so I protaskinated by sorting through my junk mail.
protaskinate by gonepostal42 April 2, 2010

protaskinating 

Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.
I've been protaskinating on my taxes all week, but my apartment has never been cleaner!
protaskinating by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010
A verb used to describe how the Death Knight tank will handle an upcoming boss or trash pull.
Player 1: Hrim, have you tanked the new boss yet?
Player 2: Oh yeah, I can protank it no problem.
Player 3: Hey make sure Damain doesn't pull agro and die like a bitch.
Protank by kevinzok February 9, 2010

Protanic 

Food that is high in protein
Chicken is very protanic.
Protanic by Syiv February 24, 2022
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protanin by protanin April 10, 2022
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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