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An upgraded version of "bonus". (Think "professional bonus").

Used as an exclamation for when something positive happens unexpectedly, or as an adjective to describe the event.
"A swimsuit model just gave me two-hundred dollars for no reason. Pronus!"

"That two-hundred dollars was pronus."
pronus by Fantasmic_Adventure March 21, 2012
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Profusioning 

PROFUSION: lavish expenditure; extravagance: the quality or state of being profuse;
great quantity; lavish display supply abundance "snow falling in profusion aka sweat falling in profusion"

PERSPIRATION: Sweating is the release of a salty liquid from the body's sweat glands.

Sweating is an essential function that helps your body stay cool. Sweat is commonly found under

the arms, feet, palms of hands, private areas and MOST unattractively on the forehead.

ING: One of a specified kind: "sweating"
While dancing in the gay night club rolling on molly until 5,6,7 or 8AM causes extreme = Profusioning
While having long periods of gay and/or straight hot one/on/one sex or groups will cause extreme = Profusioning

"He was profusioning all over me last night, he tasted so yummyness."
"We were profusioning hard at the beach today"
"O.M.G. Gurlfriend, I am profusioning, look at my lavish display of sweatness, hurry bitch I need a fucking tissue."
"Fuck dude, she is so hot my balls are profusioning."
"Fuck dude, he is so hot]my ass is profusioning"
"I live in Houston bitch, we are profusioning every damn day."
"Damn gurl, turn the a/c on, I'm profusioning all up in here."
Profusioning by lol_victoria26 June 12, 2013
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pronus pronuse pronunciate poonus pronstar Ponus Prouse Prinus probus Profuse

pronunciation chickenshit 

worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others
I’m always a pronunciation chickenshit when it comes to “Vincent van Gogh”.

Poonus Minimus 

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
Poonus Minimus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

profusely 

When I was in the tent, I farted profusely all night long.
profusely by soulpatch September 15, 2008

prongsaunts

Originally used to describe a guy who walks, or saunders, around in such a way, looking like every girl on the planet wants in his pants. These guys traditionally wear Hollister or A&E shirts, pre-frayed jeans, and/or "popped" collar polos.
The more "modern" usage is synonymous with "douchebag".
"Uh oh guys. Look what's coming."
(Guy in abercrombie shirt walks by, "strutting his stuff")
"...fucking prongsaunts!"
prongsaunts by Juste March 26, 2008

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone
David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus
Poonus Maximus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008
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