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A poonus is like a penis but smaller and slightly ingrowing.
somtimes with no ball sack.

In cold weather this often resembles a bellybutton.
unfortunate people often have a poonus
Poonus by Sam Poonus September 21, 2009
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When you're taking a shit and you get an erection
Why you taking so long on the toilet? You got a poonus or something?
Poonus by Barnchird December 28, 2005
when you are in mid poo and it is stuck in the anus a fusion between poo and anus is poonus that is the moment to capture as 'poonus'
when you cannot get the poo out of your anus on the toilet
poonus by mr.p.oonus May 5, 2005

Poonus Minimus 

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
Poonus Minimus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone
David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus
Poonus Maximus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Penus Poonus

Penus poonus is when you make a pooman (Like a snowman) And put a penis on it.
Exapmle: That PooMan has a really big Penus Poonus.
Penus Poonus by Dude_40AssWhole January 15, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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