Prouse 

1. A description of someones face/personality in relation to their facial expressions.

2. A funny looking guy.

3. A person who says "mmmmmm?"

1. Hey man did you see that guy? He's a fuckin' Prouse.

2. Hehe, it's Prouse.

3. "mmmmmm?"

Prouse by Spousinator69 February 19, 2009

prouse 

The juicy hindquarter of a mammal

check out that prouse !
i wanna get my munchers around that shit !

prouse by fredrickjohannesburg August 1, 2009

Prouse 

To smash in the tip

The man proused the tip of the marker while aggressively writing on the whiteboard.

Prouse by GRAAAANT January 26, 2025

prouse 

prom house

we are going to a prouse after prom

prouse by lololookookloookl March 14, 2025

Luke Prouse 

The Act of fucking someone in the ass while they're licking the floor and dribbling due to an un-holy amount of alcohol

That guy totally did a luke prouse last night.... that girl was so drunk!

Luke Prouse by Cat Man Bitch! December 30, 2011

Conner Prouse 

A word used to describe a man with a penis that is half an inch long but 75 feet in diameter.

Look at that Conner Prouse, his dick defies both space and time with its sheer dimensions, and that's not even erect.

Conner Prouse by Conner Prouse July 15, 2019

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020