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pronapstination

When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succumb to the inevitable - napping.
"Before I go to sleep I'm going to engage in some pronapstination - playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until I can't open my eyes any longer."
by pronapstinator January 9, 2008
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procastination

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.
by procastinater December 23, 2011
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procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.
dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
by Mariotol November 26, 2007
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Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)
Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.
by kt11000 August 22, 2016
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Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.
Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.
by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017
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pronastication

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.
Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.
by Klutzposition September 12, 2009
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prolapstination

The act of forcing ones rectum into a prolapsed state in order to delay study or work.
'How much work did you get done tonight Stu?'
'Not enough man, I just did prolapstination all night.'
'Sounds repulsive Stu. Repulsive.'
by Lectins Toad September 4, 2014
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