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procasturbate 

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.
"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."
procasturbate by Biafra J July 26, 2004

procrapsturbate 

When you procrastinate doing a task by masturbating while taking a dump on the toilet.
Roy: I just got home from eating Mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procrapsturbate instead.

Prolapsturbate 

To prolapsturbate is to sneakily slip your hand inside the prolapsed anus of your beloved while hitting that bitch doggy stylee, and feel your pork hammer through the vaginal wall, which gives the illusion of tightness.
Steve: hey jarrod how was last night?

Jarrod: pretty good Steve, I met a new girl at the smarter parlour.
Steve: did she have Alabama rot like the last one?
Jarrod: no way, I checked first, she did have an amazing prolapse though.
Steve: oh that's really nice, I hope you enjoyed your prolapsturbation then jarrod.
Jarrod: I did Steve, she's a keeper, she's my little glove puppet, I think I'm in love again, you know I love to prolapsturbate.

Steve, that's good jarrod, you deserve a nice girl.
Prolapsturbate by Fzx911 June 7, 2019

Promasturbate 

Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.
Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu
Promasturbate by 33000Emails February 10, 2017

promasturbate 

Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)
promasturbate by MomsKnife August 29, 2014

Procasturbate 

The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.
I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.
Procasturbate by Cow Boi March 7, 2018
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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