pronastication
referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.
pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009
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procastination
procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011
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procastination
Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.
dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!
dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
procastination by Mariotol November 26, 2007
procrastication
Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating
NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
procrastication by cakeofages August 9, 2008
Promastication
Promastication by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016
pronapstination
When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succumb to the inevitable - napping.
"Before I go to sleep I'm going to engage in some pronapstination - playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until I can't open my eyes any longer."
pronapstination by pronapstinator January 9, 2008
Prognostication
Prognostication by Huk12 September 25, 2011
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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