pragnostic 

a person who is completely practical about their belief in God and religion instead of blindly idealistic or dogmatic. Often used to confuse overzealous fundamentalists attempting to pigeonhole someone's beliefs.

Q:Do you believe in God?
A: I'm assuming you mean do I believe in YOUR God, which isn't a fair question at all. I'm pretty sure there is something bigger than myself, but I'm not an atheist or an agnostic which are labels you will use to judge me negatively. So to make you leave me alone I'll just tell you that I'm a pragnostic.

pragnostic by dawax January 23, 2011

Pronasticrate 

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

prognosticate 

To predict or guess what will happen.

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.

prognosticate by lildyl214 April 1, 2016

swedish pogostick 

during sex a woman(or man) stands on her head while the man stands upright in front of her and uses a soft surface like a bed or trampoline to utilize up and down momentum

"last night she got a spain in her neck from doing the swedish pogostick"

swedish pogostick by jason border October 25, 2005

prognostalgia 

Longing for a predicted future for either selfish or utopian ideals.

James, consumed by prognostalgia, chose to invest in a fossil-fuel-free mutual fund.

prognostalgia by Prognos June 8, 2014

pronastication 

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.

Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.

pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

Prognostihate 

To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.

...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.

...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.

...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.

...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!

Prognostihate by Slimypete February 29, 2008