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Prognosis 

Used in place of the word “prerogative” because that one friend of yours doesn’t know the difference between the two
She decided not to help clean the apartment after move out. That’s her prognosis.
Prognosis by Madeline Simons July 28, 2025

Psygnosis 

Classic game developer from England that created Lemmings and the Wipeout series. Bought by Sony and eventually turned into Studio Liverpool before being shut down in 2012.
Wipeout is one of my favourite Psygnosis games
Psygnosis by FNKi May 31, 2021

sprognosis 

the prediction of how ones life will be after one pops a sprog
preggo person: "What's the sprognosis, doctor?"

doctor: "There is a 100% risk you will hate your life 10 times more than you already do once you pop that sprog"
sprognosis by lland July 20, 2010

Pregnosis 

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.
Ex. Yo Bitch your Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids
Pregnosis by Nyneduce April 27, 2006

prognosticate 

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.
prognosticate by lildyl214 April 1, 2016

Proptosis 

The act of falling forward; Being so drunk that you lack the coordination for even the most simple motor skills such as standing or sitting; Someone so drunk they keep falling over.
Steve: Dam son, you were drunk as shit last night!! You couldn't even sit up straight on the barstool, much less walk to the car. How many times did you fall over?

Joe: No joke, I must have hit my face on the floor three or four times. I had a nasty case of proptosis!
Proptosis by Monkee-C June 13, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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