grognostic

the awareness of a person's enviroment, surroundings, situation while under the influence of alcohol

playing a game while "grognostic"" gives a sense of reality vs reality and i think this is an apt word

i had 16 drinks but was grognostic of where i was siiting

by Griblett February 5, 2010

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Goognostic

Someone who has knowledge sought from Google. A person who attains a higher state of cognition via the Internetz.

Alternatively...

I know a secret or two about Goo
She won't mind if i tell you
I know a secret or two about Goo
I know a secret about Goo and you

VonMetz: So did you go to Uni to figure that out?
MC: Nah, was easy. I'm a Goognostic.
VonMetz: Any halftard could do that.

by Pi_Rate June 24, 2010

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prognosticate

To predict or guess what will happen.

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.

by lildyl214 April 1, 2016

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gagnostic

A person who doesn't know whether gay people are just faking it to get attention.

Gay + agnostic

Person 1: "Do you think gay people exist?"
Person 2: "I don't know. I'm a gagnostic."

by memorandis May 3, 2011

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gymgnostic

A state of divine transcendence, reached through exercise.

His endorphins surging, what he saw in the mirror after his daily devotion to the ellipticals, free weights, rowers and treadmills lulled him into a gymgnostic state of belief in his own divinity.

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

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