prognosticate 

To predict or guess what will happen.

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.

prognosticate by lildyl214 April 1, 2016

Prognostihate 

To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.

...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.

...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.

...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.

...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!

Prognostihate by Slimypete February 29, 2008

Prognostication 

A method of wordsmithing someone else.

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick

Prognostication by Huk12 September 25, 2011

Provosticated 

Sophisticated, intelligent, or elegant, often used to refer to a strategy or choice in a video game, card game, or board game.

"Bro, did you just use three uno draw 4 wild cards? Pretty provosticated honestly."

Provosticated by TheGremblin November 26, 2024