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Prognostihate 

To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.
...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.

...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.

...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.

...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!
Prognostihate by Slimypete February 29, 2008

Prognostication 

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick
Prognostication by Huk12 September 25, 2011

Provosticated 

Sophisticated, intelligent, or elegant, often used to refer to a strategy or choice in a video game, card game, or board game.
"Bro, did you just use three uno draw 4 wild cards? Pretty provosticated honestly."
Provosticated by TheGremblin November 26, 2024