To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.
...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.
...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'