pragnostic

a person who is completely practical about their belief in God and religion instead of blindly idealistic or dogmatic. Often used to confuse overzealous fundamentalists attempting to pigeonhole someone's beliefs.

Q:Do you believe in God?
A: I'm assuming you mean do I believe in YOUR God, which isn't a fair question at all. I'm pretty sure there is something bigger than myself, but I'm not an atheist or an agnostic which are labels you will use to judge me negatively. So to make you leave me alone I'll just tell you that I'm a pragnostic.

by dawax January 23, 2011

prognosticate

To predict or guess what will happen.

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.

by lildyl214 April 1, 2016

Prognostihate

To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.

...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.

...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.

...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.

...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!

by Slimypete February 29, 2008

Prognostication

A method of wordsmithing someone else.

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick

by Huk12 September 25, 2011

prognostification

Having the skills to prognostificate. See heterosexual

Dude that guy is lacking serious prognification skills.

by Luke December 17, 2004

pragnatic

a beautiful girl who's very smart and sensible. often is unaware of her beauty. she has a way of enchanting everyone around her and there's no way you won't fall under her spell.

Damn, that girl is a pragnatic!!

by SwaggyP54321 July 26, 2016

plagnostic

A portmanteau term for "Platform Agnostic", accidentally coined by a stammering tech geek, meaning that program or app will run on any computer, phone or other similar device.

The app on Billy's phone was plagnostic, so he could pirate it to all his friends no matter which phone they had.

by BradMc April 17, 2015