profunded

The feeling of experiencing something profound

I read an article about the diminishing marriage rate, and I was genuinely profunded by the impact of economics on people’s choice to remain single.

by Handsome hair December 23, 2022

ad profundis

A latin word that the Black Prior yell out meaning “Into The Abyss” as they flip you over them with their shield and slicing you when you fall down.

“Venit ad me. Ad profundis!” The black prior says as you get shitwhipped towards the depths of oblivion.

by QTipper July 25, 2019

Ad Profundis

The last thing you hear before Black Prior flips you over and fucks your shit up by letting the dakhness consume you.

'Ad profundis', Black Prior said, as he disposed of the filthy weeaboo's body into the dakhness.

by Duck Cock Expert MrFister December 18, 2019

Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

get pounded

to get intensly, rigorously fucked without mercy

Dude, the way your mom is walking up the stairs, she must have gotten pounded last night.

by Stee April 30, 2003

motoreturnus profundus

An inexplicable, curiously concerning behaviour frequently demonstrated by individuals with near-pathologic emotional, physical (and possibly spiritual) attachment to a specific vehicle, often a motorcycle--that, once relinquished either by sale or trade, creates such tremendous internal loss-aversion that any and all measures are taken to restore possession, often at financial detriment.

Ok, that's the FIFTH fuckin' time that he's either traded or sold that damn Harley only to chase down the new owner in remorse. Each time he's lost money, time and self-respect...but it sure is entertaining watching the motoreturnus profundus!

by YAWA May 5, 2017

pounded her

When a male goes hard on a females ass she can't walk

Man I pounded her so hard last night

by Lolagonzalaez December 4, 2016