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Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

get pounded 

to get intensly, rigorously fucked without mercy
Dude, the way your mom is walking up the stairs, she must have gotten pounded last night.
get pounded by Stee April 30, 2003

pounded her 

When a male goes hard on a females ass she can't walk
pounded her by Lolagonzalaez December 4, 2016

ass pounded 

commonly in gay sex, refers to being fucked incredibly hard up the ass
ass pounded by cooperrrr February 7, 2014

Ghost Pounded

The feeling after a rough session of anal or vaginal intercourse, in where you still feel like you are being pounded long after the fact.
After a rough anal sex session with Amir, John felt like he was being ghost pounded during his nap the next day.
Ghost Pounded by JohnWalzyk April 6, 2008