procyon 

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On Mar 11, 2019, at 6:55 AM, Debbie Carnick <[e-mail]> wrote:

It’s a star. In fact, two stars that revolve each other! The star’s major claim to fame is this tiny companion, Procyon B, one of three classic white dwarfs. Someday, Procyon A will join it as a white dwarf itself.

It’s the eighth-brightest “star” in the night sky and the brightest object in the constellation of Canis Minor.

It can catch your eye, and then you always see it. Why?

Procyon, there you always are, catching my eye in the winter sky. Why?

procyon by DeborahDelMar March 11, 2019

procyon 

scientific name for raccoon

hey i just googled what is the scientific name for a raccoon, its literally procyon!

procyon by wisepigeon September 17, 2021

procon boyz 

People who prefer the nintendo switch pro controller over the joycons. Usually are fans on FearsomeFire.

Guy 1: Bro imma get a pro controller
Guy 2: Ayyy procon boyz!!

procon boyz by BusterBrian April 13, 2019

procyonine 

Like or resembling a raccoon

If you knew what procyonine meant before you saw this page, you are smart.

procyonine by Jerry D May 9, 2003

Proctonumerology 

The process of pulling numbers from your ass.

RIAA Spokesman: Every illegal download costs the record industry $5000.

Bill: Do you have evidence to back that up, or is it just proctonumerology?

Proctonumerology by Bobby McGee Ain't Free December 30, 2010

procton 

(n) The quantum of odor, that is, the smallest amount of odor which can exist independently. The unit of the Procton is the Smith, however, due to the large magnitude of the Smith, most commonly encountered odors are measured in picosmiths or femtosmiths.

He cut a loud, wet one, sending out a spreading cloud of Proctons like the ring around Uranus.

procton by DukieP April 28, 2005

proctonaut 

Another in a long line of slang terms referencing male homosexuality.

The catenation of Proctologist and Astronaut.

Alas, the life of a proctonaut was not for him. You see, during a particularly energetic masturbation session, he launched a payload of his own manthrax directly into his open mouth. In retaliation, he immediately projectile vomited it right back at his crotch.

proctonaut by -Awesome- February 14, 2006