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Proconstipation 

Bob: Proconstipation sucks
Bobett: Tell me about it, I need to crap out some chapters this weekend but it won't come out!!!

Stephanie Meyer: I need some time to Proconstipate, so I can save the world from Midnight Sun just a bit longer.

I'm still proconstipating writing my shitty little fanfic. I'll shit out a few more chapters before I go to bed.
Proconstipation by Rofflecakes April 17, 2010
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Procrastipation 

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.
Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.
Procrastipation by Burgerboy March 6, 2007
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procrastipation 

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating
I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026