Proconstipation 

Procrastinating writing pure shit.

Bob: Proconstipation sucks
Bobett: Tell me about it, I need to crap out some chapters this weekend but it won't come out!!!

Stephanie Meyer: I need some time to Proconstipate, so I can save the world from Midnight Sun just a bit longer.

I'm still proconstipating writing my shitty little fanfic. I'll shit out a few more chapters before I go to bed.

Proconstipation by Rofflecakes April 17, 2010

Procrastipation 

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.

Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.

Procrastipation by Burgerboy March 6, 2007

procrastipation 

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating

I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

procrastipation by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010