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procunier 

A very rare disease in Saudi Arabia where the left leg doubles in size every 5 years until the infected leg is so large the diseased is no longer able to move and dies.
"Hey, what did the doctor say?" "I- I've got Procunier..." "Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear that."
procunier by DrHorrible October 26, 2013

Product Prolonger 

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.
girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!
Product Prolonger by FASH1976 April 29, 2010
(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.
After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.
Proboner by Annalizzo August 3, 2010

Pronouner 

A person with a sexual identity crisis, a person who gets their gender confused and thus want to confuse everyone else by making you call them by there preferred pronoun. A "pronouner."

Often found at Antifa rallies, college safe spaces and gay pride parades.
"Hello sir how are you doing today?" ... "It's MAM, understand it's MAM!!!" The pronouner yelled at me. "I didn't know you were a pronouner."
Pronouner by jayram1408 October 16, 2022

protonerd 

Protonerd is the social evolution of being a "nerd" into both an incredibly dorky, but socially competent individual.
Did you see that protonerd give the keynote speech, charm that super model and fix that old ladies computer all at once?!?!?
protonerd by FirstEvoProtoNerd November 12, 2013
Verb; to discuss the definition of a term.
"I proboned masticate today"
proboner by Rob Murray April 19, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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