procton

(n) The quantum of odor, that is, the smallest amount of odor which can exist independently. The unit of the Procton is the Smith, however, due to the large magnitude of the Smith, most commonly encountered odors are measured in picosmiths or femtosmiths.

He cut a loud, wet one, sending out a spreading cloud of Proctons like the ring around Uranus.

by DukieP April 28, 2005

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Protonjon

A semi-famous Canadian LPer (let's player) on youtube. Kinda lazy on uploading though. Has done LPs of rom hacks, and collab projects with others such as chuggaaconroy, Nintendocaprisun, and Joshjepson. In group called TheRunawayGuys.

Protonjon is known for his mario rom hack LPing.

by Solatogamer March 21, 2012

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proctometrist

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010

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three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

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Peace Out Proctor

Peace Out Proctor ( or P.O.P.) refers to when one of your bros leaves a hang out or party without saying good bye. Usually accompanied by leaving with their girlfriend. And when commonly asked about it later they normally give a lame excuse as to why they pulled a Peace Out Proctor (P.O.P.)

We were all broing out at Joe's house and Alex totally pulled a Peace Out Proctor.

by BirdArms July 6, 2010

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