Procondom

When you where a condom every time you have sex or you promote condoms so that no one has to do an abortion or pay child support.

After hearing Adam pay child support, I've gone procondom.

by MrRace December 22, 2010

pro-condom slogans

Catchy advertising slogans to use to promote the sale of condoms.

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

Before you deck her, cover your pecker!

While she gets in heat, package your meat!

Before undressing Venus, dress up your...

...you know what.

*rimshot*

by Mark H June 17, 2004

basso profondo

A crazy ass bass singer, 90% of the time Russian and over the age of 35, who have a strong and powerful lower range.

What does the voice of god sound like?

Its a basso profondo.

by Bass God December 30, 2013

profendom

The fetish of getting lighter burns while getting a blow job

Man I got profendom fun all night last night

by I am me now and always January 16, 2021

proctonomics

The science of using rectally produced data points to form a basis of opinion of correlation.

The deadline of two weeks came after management engaged in some proctonomics to estimate the workload.

by OCH October 15, 2012

propodometer

A device for measuring the vastness of a body cavity, typically the anus.

The Anal Propodometer will insert into the anus to measure its depth and circumference

by TxLC00 November 22, 2023