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Procondom 

When you where a condom every time you have sex or you promote condoms so that no one has to do an abortion or pay child support.
After hearing Adam pay child support, I've gone procondom.
Procondom by MrRace December 22, 2010
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pro-condom slogans 

Catchy advertising slogans to use to promote the sale of condoms.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

Before you deck her, cover your pecker!

While she gets in heat, package your meat!

Before undressing Venus, dress up your...

...you know what.

*rimshot*
pro-condom slogans by Mark H June 17, 2004

basso profondo 

A crazy ass bass singer, 90% of the time Russian and over the age of 35, who have a strong and powerful lower range.
What does the voice of god sound like?

Its a basso profondo.
basso profondo by Bass God December 30, 2013

profendom 

The fetish of getting lighter burns while getting a blow job
Man I got profendom fun all night last night
profendom by I am me now and always January 16, 2021

proctonomics 

The science of using rectally produced data points to form a basis of opinion of correlation.
The deadline of two weeks came after management engaged in some proctonomics to estimate the workload.
proctonomics by OCH October 15, 2012

propodometer 

A device for measuring the vastness of a body cavity, typically the anus.
The Anal Propodometer will insert into the anus to measure its depth and circumference
propodometer by TxLC00 November 22, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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