proctonaut 

Another in a long line of slang terms referencing male homosexuality.

The catenation of Proctologist and Astronaut.

Alas, the life of a proctonaut was not for him. You see, during a particularly energetic masturbation session, he launched a payload of his own manthrax directly into his open mouth. In retaliation, he immediately projectile vomited it right back at his crotch.

proctonaut by -Awesome- February 14, 2006

Proctonumerology 

The process of pulling numbers from your ass.

RIAA Spokesman: Every illegal download costs the record industry $5000.

Bill: Do you have evidence to back that up, or is it just proctonumerology?

Proctonumerology by Bobby McGee Ain't Free December 30, 2010

Proctosaurus 

Dinosaur version of the well known porn star, Christopher Proctor.

Pussy

Pussbag

Really really gay.

Yo what's that Proctosaurus thing?

Oh don't worry thats just the dinosaur version of Christopher Proctor, the porn star.

oh, I heard he's a fucking pussy

You got that right.

Proctosaurus by Fuck Chris Proctor September 16, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004