procraterbation
I didn't feel like doing my work so I procrasterbated and my teacher got mad when she found out. Looks like procrasterbation didn't work. "procraterbation"
procraterbation by jdawg555 March 22, 2011
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Procrasturbation
Procrasturbation by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010
Procrasturbation
1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
Procrasturbation by Information Pete September 16, 2009
Procrasterbation
Procrasterbation by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011
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procrasturbation by Eric April 15, 2003
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procrasturbation by kwang June 4, 2003
procrasterbating
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
procrasterbating by Danp February 1, 2007
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