Procrasterbationap 

Procrasterbationap is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate which results in accidentally falling asleep which may result in missing important activities or plans that were previously scheduled.

Boyfriend: "I didn't mean to miss our date honey I was procrasterbating and fell asleep afterwards."

Girlfriend "Well I hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, I slept with your best friend instead!"

Procrasterbationap by DaveOdmo January 26, 2011

Procrasterbation 

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

Procrasterbation by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011

procrasterbation 

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

procrasterbation by createdbyswavilicious March 27, 2009

procrasterbation 

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

procrasterbation by ShooterXL May 31, 2006

procrasterbation 

when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

procrasterbation by jamesr669 December 28, 2009

procrasterbation 

The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.

Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"

Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"

procrasterbation by Swazylandish October 19, 2010

Mutual Procrasterbation 

n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.

v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)

adv. - mutual procrasterbater

See also procrasterbation

Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.

Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.

Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.

Mutual Procrasterbation by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011