procraturbating

If you are masterbaiting instead of doing the things you should do.
It is simply procrastination and masturbation combined into one word, since you need to make things simpler and shorter, if you have only hand to type.

You:Man I need to write a 15 page essey, seems like I have to pukl an all nighter
Friend: Man you had 2 weeks to finish it, why are you always procrastinating it
You: Not exactly, i was procraturbating the whole week

by feyn January 17, 2015

Procrasturbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

by The Middle Man January 29, 2003

procrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

by Danp February 1, 2007

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

-Hey man did you write your paper yet?

-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.

by Al Kareem Jamal July 22, 2009

Procrasturbating

Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.

"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."

by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009

procrasturbating

The act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

I had a bunch of science homework but before I knew it I had a massive boner and then before I knew it I was procrasturbating.

by illusion of the pants April 19, 2010