procrastabation 

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it

procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper

procrastabation by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010

procrastabation 

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

procrastabation by milkyman55 June 3, 2015

procrastabation 

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task

I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead

procrastabation by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013

procrastination 

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastination 

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003