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procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it
procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper
by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010
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procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.
procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"
by milkyman55 June 3, 2015
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procrastabation

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task
I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead
by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013
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procrastination

by Arm August 19, 2004
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Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
by Hayter December 1, 2009
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What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004
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procrastination

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003
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