problemn't 

The word named problemn't is a way to describe when something is not a problem or in some other context as when it's a problem but isn't a a problem

(people chatting in a game, context problemn't as no problem)
person 1:any problem?
person 2:problemn't

(chatting in another game, context it's a problem that isn't a problem such as a small problem that is then fixed)
person 1:any problem there? you answer slower than normal
person 2: meh, problemn't

problemn't by BANANSOPPAN! November 24, 2021

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! 

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.

You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

I don't want a problem with bitches, so I don't deal with them

Prime Dominque Armani Jones line

I don't want a problem with bitches, so I don't deal with them from song - take care

I don't want a problem with bitches, so I don't deal with them by nettu January 26, 2026

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem 

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Problem Trumper

When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe

Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really

Problem Trumper by Blargle Margle October 25, 2011

If there’s a problem there’s a product 

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.

Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!

If there’s a problem there’s a product by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023