12 definitions by Blargle Margle

Someone who gets really involved in a job and lives for the weekend
Guy 1: Hey, shall we go see Transformers on Tuesday night? That new, admittedly horse-like replacement for Megan Fox will be adequate for me to part with my cash to see that sub-standard movie
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments
Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.
by Blargle Margle July 24, 2011
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When your eyebrows become more bushy than is socially acceptable. Derived from the large eyebrows of Noel and Liam Gallagher
Guy 1: Dude, your brows are fucking massive man, you've totally got Gallagher Brows
Guy 2: Totally don't
Guy 3: Dude, you've totally got Gallagher Brows
by Blargle Margle December 17, 2011
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A Scottish all round decent bloke, or "lad"
"Noted Scotlad, William Wallace, was instrumental not primarily as a military tactician but as a motivational leader..."

(Bartlett, 1984)
by Blargle Margle February 22, 2012
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Using your facebook updates to try and show other people how great your life is so that they will envy you.
Guy 1: *on facebook* Wow! Great day surfing in San Diego! @Alex Dennis: "How many dollars in a sombrero!" Hahahaha lmao good times!
Guy 2: Why does he need to post that on facebook?
Guy 3: He wants people to click like and validate his post, indicating a symbolic acceptance that his life is better than theirs. It's a classic case of smugbooking.
by Blargle Margle August 14, 2012
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An inherent driving ability that naturally inspires the confidence of passengers
Guy 1: Man, I'm so psyched for this road trip
Guy 2: Why is Danny driving? I've been driving for longer, it should be me
Guy 3: Sorry dude you're just not up to it
Guy 2: Oh yeah, what does he have that I don't
Guy 3: Carisma
by Blargle Margle August 5, 2011
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Where one feels anger at someone for doing something without having any evidence that that person has actually done it
Guy 1: Fuck, your philadelphia cheese has been moved in the fridge, it's now stashed with Playford's stuff
Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it
Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg
by Blargle Margle March 22, 2011
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A particular song that one sings under one's breath in any awkward situation. Primarily gives said person an excuse not to talk.
Guy 1: So anyway dude, I hooked up with this girl called Clara last night. She was kind of fat and ugly and a bit of a tramp, but a really good lay nonetheless
Guy 2: Dude that was my sister!
Guy 3: *pause* Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you
Guy 2: What's he singing?
Guy 1: Yummy yummy yummy. It's his Go-to Song.
by Blargle Margle February 6, 2011
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