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penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penrith Picasso 

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention
Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.
Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.
Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!
carpet Picasso by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

picasso tits 

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.
girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
picasso tits by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

picasso underpants 

Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)
I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.

Angry Picasso 

When you are getting a blowjob and you are about to jizz you pull out of her mouth and dick slap here in the face and the jizz creates and abstract looking picture on her face.
Stephanie was loving giving a blowjob last night till I gave her an Angry Picasso. She was angry after
Angry Picasso by Sadieisonfire April 1, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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