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priapulus 

Bet you won't do it priapulus
priapulus by emkee January 26, 2018
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Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.
The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.
Priapus by J E Walker December 26, 2003
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A priapus is a sports car with an automatic transmission, derived from the Greek god Priapus, who had an enormous but impotent penis. (pry AY' pihs)

A priapussy is one who drives such a vehicle. (pry'ay PUH' see)
I can't believe he just got a Porsche priapus. What a priapussy!
priapus by Yiznontz May 15, 2008
Roman god of the phallos.
Priapus Rex (king of the phallos).
priapus by JakeSta October 26, 2007
Priapus was a minor fertility god, protector of livestock and the male genitals, for which he is famous for. He is usually depicted as a man with a massive erection. It was said his erection was so large that he could not move
Person 1: Dude!!! Priapus is totally my idol.
Person 2: Whoa!!! I pray to him every night for bigger size!!!

Person 1: Dude, I am totally like Priapus right now.
Person 2: Yeah right! I came past that size years ago!!!
Person 1: (Shocked Person 1 knows how large his size is)
Priapus by GodExpertz September 11, 2011
A Greek mythology god who has a huge fucking dick.
Look at my huge fucking dick, not even Priapus can handle the competition.
Priapus by Antonaros June 20, 2018

priapussy 

(pry'ay PUH' see)
one who drives a priapus

A priapus (pry AY' pihs) is a sports car with an automatic transmission, derived from the Greek god Priapus, who had an enormous but impotent penis.
That priapussy spent all that money on an Audi TT, but he got it with an automatic.
priapussy by Yiznontz May 16, 2008
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