priapic 

Of or pertaining to the penis, penile.

The beauty of "priapic" is its semi-coded function: it can mean penile in a flaccid or an erect way.

"Priapic" is an adjective from name Priapus, but that word and the medical condition called priapism usually connote erection (i.e. "erection lasting four or more hours").

Todd: "Well, Robb, now that Men magazine and Playgirl have stopped publishing, what are you doing to encourage your little priapic enthusiasms?"

Robb: "Fuck you, gay boy, you've never heard of Internet porn? And it ain't little."

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priapic by al-in-chgo May 10, 2010

Priapic Necroelectroexphaeliation 

Using electric stimulus on a deceased person in order to induce the penis to stand for the act of intercourse after dying.

There is a five minute rule before performing Priapic Necroelectroexphaeliation.

Priapic Necroelectroexphaeliation by Assgoblinfiveminuterule September 18, 2022

Priapic Necroelectroexphaeliation 

Using electric stimulus such as a cattle prod or taser in order to make the penis of a dead person erect for sexual intercourse.

Penis sex necrophilia electric priapic

Priapic Necroelectroexphaeliation

Priapic Necroelectroexphaeliation by Assgoblinfiveminuterule September 18, 2022

priapism 

a never ending boner

pointing to a man with a large bulge: either that guy has a huge dick, or a small priapism

priapism by Soupyman September 30, 2005

priapism 

A piece of information lacking in the other definitions is the fact that priapism, while sounding like fun, is extremely painful and requires surgery (aka draining the blood out) to fix. Priapism can be caused by several things, including the bite of certain venomous creatures on or near the genitalia, overdosing on a "male enhancement" supplement, spinal cord or brain injuries, clots, or sickle-cell anemia. Note that if you have been able to fap or bone your gf/wife/prostitute for four hours plus, you do not have priapism. If not treated properly, priapism can result in loss of genitals or possibly life.

Guy: Dude, I think I took to much Viagra. My dick feels like it's gonna blow!

Dude: That's priapism. It's not good, guy. You need to go to the hospital!

priapism by info101-999guy June 7, 2009

Priapism 

Erection that wont go away

He had a huge priapism although he was not horny

Priapism by James March 10, 2003

Priapizm 

(Pry-a-pism)
n.
1. A male complicaion of having an erection for longer than 4 hours.
2. A side effect of Viagra.
3. A benefit of Viagra.

Sorry boss my priapizm kept me up all night.
It is hard to dance with priapizm in your pants

Priapizm by tommy hammond September 25, 2005