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pressinate

Definition: To fully complete a task in your mind, plan it thoroughly, acquire all necessary materials, and then let it sit in a box in your living room for a week. The ADHD cousin of procrastinate.
"I totally pressinated that sink installation — bought everything, knew exactly what to do, and walked past the box every day for seven days."
pressinate by Mawmaw Wren March 13, 2026
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presidated 

occurs usually when a White House press conference is involved with President Barrack Obama and former President Bill Clinton. And more question are directed to Bill Clinton than Barrack Obama. Usually involves results such as Barrack Obama having temper tantrum and storming off and waiving his arms and muttering to himself.
The White House Press Corp presidated Barrack Obama and were more concerned with asking somone who might have a clue to what might actually be going on. Probably not a good idea to involve Jimmy Carter.
presidated by beaugeste1991 July 28, 2012

Pussinate 

Pussinate, when one acts like a puss
Are you going to jump ,or stand there and pussinate all day?
Pussinate by K weed September 1, 2016

presitate 

The reverse of hesitate, to do something before you should have.
Kid 1: Jimmy kicked before he got to the ball!
Kid 2: darn, he *presitated*
presitate by CEBITH October 3, 2020

pessimate 

1. The act of totally destroying hope.
2. To state depressing facts that make a person or group want to die.
3. The act of creating emos through despressing speeches.
Jim - How was health class?
Tom - We learned about the risks involved with any food we eat...I think I'm just going to finish what everything I do has started and kill myself.
Jim - Dude, you just got pessimated...
pessimate by Sir Brad January 30, 2008

presticated

Can't make up his mind
Here we go Mr.jimbob is presticated again
presticated by Muscleman35 March 14, 2018

Pressenter

Me: hey its that bitch!
Some other guy: oh yeah you mean pressenter?
Me: well of course
Pressenter by Pressenter May 23, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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