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pessimate

1. The act of totally destroying hope.
2. To state depressing facts that make a person or group want to die.
3. The act of creating emos through despressing speeches.
Jim - How was health class?
Tom - We learned about the risks involved with any food we eat...I think I'm just going to finish what everything I do has started and kill myself.
Jim - Dude, you just got pessimated...
by Sir Brad January 30, 2008
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dessimated

when you break your ancles in 10 different ways
Kimmy K put on 6 inch high heels and totally just dessimated! You should have seen it!
by Ham Slice February 26, 2017
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pessimal

adj.

least desirable; the opposite of optimal
A steak knife is probably the pessimal piece of silverware for drinking soup.
by Itsatrap March 2, 2004
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Pissmate

2 or more individuals who Piss at the same time everyday.
John: Did you know Jessica is my pissmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s nice dude, i wonder who my pissmate is..
by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022
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pessimaster

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things
(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet
by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009
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Pesticate

To annoy or be a pest. Can also be 'pesticus' or 'pesticating'.
"You are such a pesticus!"

"Stop pesticating your friends, they don't like to be fraped"

"Why do you pesticate me so, dawg"
by Pesticus-Maximus September 29, 2011
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Pissmate

A Pissmate, in the Gay BDSM community is a Mate, Buddy, Pal or freind that is a Pissboy. A buddy who is also into Gay Watersports. A term of endearment in social networking.
My friends are meeting up tonight with other Pissmates for a sex party.
by Yellowboy16 September 10, 2010
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