To come from the time before cell phones had proper emoticons, when objects were still symbolized by punctuation.
Steve: Wow, where did you find that old thing?
John: It's a Nokia from the premoticon era dude, its outlasted every method of destruction.
John: It's a Nokia from the premoticon era dude, its outlasted every method of destruction.
by MadiKelli February 4, 2012
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Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
by UDTaco April 28, 2010
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Get the Millennial Promotion mug.trine promotion - when someone is fired, or reassigned, but it is spun as a promotion to anyone outside the organization.
Jon was given a trine promotion from director of maintainance to grounds superintendent.
After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.
After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.
by Nospinner November 16, 2011
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Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009
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by pandaKrusher November 12, 2010
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by Loxi July 22, 2009
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