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Insightful information (or thoughtful little life lessons) that a person attempts to convey to another person about a particular subject.
by Loxi July 21, 2009
Get the pearls of wisdom mug.Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.
My salary is laughable.
by Loxi July 21, 2009
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Get the father-in-law mug.An increase in pay, title, and responsibility for an employee within a company that should be based on his hard work - but occasionally is based on nepotism, office politics, or sycophantic behavior while on the job.
by Loxi July 22, 2009
Get the promotion mug.The biggest reason for stress in most marriages and the number one cause of divorce in the United States.
by Loxi July 22, 2009
Get the money mug.Mom: (Chiding) "Your brother sent me flowers for my birthday. Why can't you be more like him?"
Steve: "Ah, Mom! Can I help it if my sibling has more money to waste than me?"
Steve: "Ah, Mom! Can I help it if my sibling has more money to waste than me?"
by Loxi July 22, 2009
Get the sibling mug.A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.
Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Examples include:
1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher
2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies
3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher
2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies
3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
by Loxi July 23, 2009
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