PreMerge 

Pre-Merge any placement before the merging of teams inside the reality TV show Survivor.

Person 1: Man did here Proski got backstbbed by Jiro Yakuin?
Person 2: Yeah I heard Proski ended up premerge because of it too. That completely ruins his seasonal placement average

PreMerge by Totality Slim September 2, 2025

Piemergency 

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.

Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!

Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008

Permergency

Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.

"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "

Permergency by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019

peemergency

noun.

To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.

To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.

Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!

Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.

peemergency by danhimes.com January 16, 2008

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

peemergency by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

peemergency

it's when you have to pee...and it's an emergency. duh

i experienced a peemergency when the cold air hit me as i walked to my car from the stadium which gripped my kidneys like a vice

peemergency by Genghis Jahn February 11, 2010

peemergence 

when the pee is coming out after you've been holding it in for a long time,
maybe while you are having a peemergency

The peemergence has begun.
*cue the sound of urine hitting the rims of a toilet bowl*

peemergence by awestar27 December 16, 2017