premealing 

The act of eating a meal while waiting for another meal to finish cooking.

"Why are you eating sour patch kids if you are making mac & cheese?"

"Because I'm premealing until my mac & cheese is ready."

premealing by yo mama is premealing October 30, 2011

premeeting 

The spontaneous gathering that takes place in office restrooms five minutes before the top of the hour.

Guy one: I've got a meeting at ten, and Dick gets a little pissed if we take a break before it's over.
Guy two: Yea, I'm in the same meeting. so I thought I'd better drop in for the premeeting too.

premeeting by techwriterTed August 16, 2013

Preheating the Oven 

A mental state of anticipation, specifically which occurs after one has consumed a marijuana edible, and before feeling baked.

“Are you fucking high??” “Umm, no. No, I’m just preheating the oven, dude. I only had that edible 20 minutes ago.” “Well then you’re just dumb. Also, nice Phrase, thou hast.”

Preheating the Oven by ScroopieNoopers May 28, 2020

Predalingus 

A sexual act, similar to cunnilingus, wherein the 'performer' places the backs of both hands to their cheeks and inserts all of their fingers and their tongue into the female genitalia, and shouts "blarffl" in an impression of the eponymous villain from the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic 'Predator'.

"BLARFFL BLARFFL BLARFFUNKL"

- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!

Predalingus by cipher_d June 10, 2009

prepeating 

Opposite of repeating
1. Saying the exact same thing before someone else says it- as if reading their mind.
2. A perfect way to stop a 'stop-copying-me' when you, the copier, gets sick of it.

1.
Teacher: Explain the soil cover in Ireland
Dude#1; <thinking> Mainly brown soils with gleys- some peaty soils with very few podzols
Dude#2: Mainly brown soils with gleys- some peaty soils with very few podzols

2.
Guy1: Want some chips?
Guy2: Want some chips?
1: Yeah thats what i'm saying.
2: Yeah thats what i'm saying.
1: stop copying me
2: stop copying me
1: Shut up!
2: Shut up!
1: Stop repeating me.
2: Stop PREPEATING me.

prepeating by Cillian S October 29, 2007

Prepeating 

The act of a person, throughout an entire movie, saying all of the funny lines from the movie directly before the line is said by the actor/actress in the movie.

"Dude. Please stop your incessant prepeating. You're totally ruining our movie experience!!"

Prepeating by ProgPrincess February 5, 2010

preheating

A term to describe the shluts in waiting. Any female you're working on.

John: Hey man, so you and Jen broke up. You got any new prospects?

Albert: You know me man, I've always got some buns preheating in the oven.

preheating by trickdick July 3, 2005