premerection

An anticipatory erection.

Peter, having finished his coffee, began to notice the distinct symptoms of a premerection whilst thumbing through the classifieds.

by Jeremy Hadley December 13, 2018

peerection

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.

"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."

by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

Peerection

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.

A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).

by Pimperator July 17, 2005

predelection

A competition to predict election results, often for prizes or money

My friends thought I was crazy to think Michigan would go for Bernie in our predelection pool, but now, I'm $200 richer.

by CallDit June 17, 2016

perferection

A perfect erection, or perfect sex.

Last night, my boyfriend had a perferection after I strip-teased him.

by Annemarie Barton February 28, 2009

prerection

noun: The condition, state, or sensation of sexual excitement accompanied by increased pulse, coursing hormones (such as epinephrine) in the bloodstream, and neurotransmitters (such as phenylalanine) in the brain, that precedes an male erection of the penis, or female erection of the clitoris.

Having read and re-read the amorous note from Frenchy, Allyson's prerection caused her to grow moist.

by Achilles Murat II November 9, 2011

Peerection

A penile erection caused primarily from a full bladder.

I had to pee off the deck as my peerection precluded me from using the toilet in the standard manner

by Loose@cannon October 8, 2021