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An aspiring dirty old man.
Premek is hoping a buxom, nubile female will come his way.
premek by jack March 6, 2004
Words you can keep
Přemek, is the name of a guy that has the biggest cock ever and gets the most bitches, overall a player.
"I want to be penetrated by Přemek so fucking hard"
Přemek by Kuba Zajda December 4, 2021
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name of a guy who has the biggest cock in town and also best looking
Přemek is the guy that i had sex with
Přemek by poggersmonkey420 January 23, 2022
1)Means lover/beloved/darling
2)The most beautiful girl in. the. UNIVERSE. she's the classiest lady you'll ever know with a sexy beautiful bod. Extremely intelligent and independant. She's the best dancer ever because she can ACTUALLY DANCE unlike all those other girls out there who think they can. Who ever has her, word up don't hurt her because you can't find anyone as angellic and wonderful like her. She's a league of her own no other girl can compare. SERIOUSLY. Don't loose her.

Try to beat this description 'cause its spot on.
Guy 1: Is that Premika?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's an angel
Guy 1: No she's a goddess!
Premika by drnkgmr May 4, 2010

premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.
Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011
Przemek is a very funny guy. He dosent like talking to people about his problems even if he might be on the verge of death he will never talk, he manages to stay calm and smile through no matter what. He’s a very cuddly guy if you get close. He always has people around him. His smile is very contagious. Making him laugh is like the best feeling in the world, it’s like you get your dream animal randomly. He will not hesitate to fight back, he would do anything for his friends. He’s naturally intelligent, he dosent have to try and he dosent care much about grades but at the same time really cares about them. He always has his sh!t together and you would never seem him panic. Seeing him show some sort of negative emotion is a extremely rare day. It’s easy to get comfortable with him.
Przemek
Przemek by okayand May 23, 2021

premember 

To foretell - accurately.
A regular verb.
Just as remember is in the past - after an event looking back, so premember is something you do before an event, looking ahead.
Just as the French have a phrase 'deja vu' we English use premember; so - "Shall we premember the score of tonight's big match?"
or
"There he sits, premembering his order at the chip shop."
"Yeah, and I'll have a large cod with vinegar, no salt; d'you reckon he'll premember that?"
premember by railtracksurvivor January 16, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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