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Aspiring 

Someone who is constantly making out as if they are going to achieve something.

Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.
Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!'
Aspiring by Tucuman Munyo November 10, 2013
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Aspiring Rapper 

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subjects demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, ocurring just as they subject was "turning they(sic) life around."
Special K Icey Eight had a checkered past, but his mother insisted he was a "good boy" who was just turning his life around, when the aspiring rapper was gunned down by a homeowner after breaking into the house via the kitchen window.

aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.
Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.
aspiring spinster by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011

Aspiring Actress

A girl with no real job who thinks their looks will get them into Hollywood, as opposed to a "working actress" who has a day job and might do regional theater or small roles in film and TV, or commercials. Commonly seen on reality TV.
I'm an aspiring actress. No, I haven't gotten any work yet, but I've sent out my new headshots!

aspiring cop 

Young white male incels who become domestic terrorists
aspiring cop by DongDungaree August 29, 2020

Aspiring Sophomore Toe 

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.
Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

aspiring ballerina 

a person that aspire to become the best ballerina
"hi felicia, how`s ballet going? its going great! im an aspiring ballerina!"
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